Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2/6

Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[] Bipolar?
Total: 3/6

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses
[ ] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[x] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. (Hello, doctor fetish.)
Total: 4/6

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You swear a lot.
[x] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 5/6

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your friend.
[] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[ ] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 1/6

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[x] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 1/6


Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair (longest being the end of your jawline).
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sport/s.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1/6

Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos. (only when i activate grell mode)
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 1/6

And at last...Lolita/Shota Character:
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 2/6

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The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[ ] You're a good artist
[ ] You can be clumsy at times
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(2/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[x] Sausages are your favourite foods.(One of them.)
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[] You work very hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[] You isolated yourself during childhood
[] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(2/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[] You think you're awesome
[] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[] You're terrified of ghosts
[] You know aliens exist
[] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x](not vry sarcastic but cynical, yes) You're very sarcastic and cynical
[] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[] You have tried doing black magic before
[] You get drunk quite easily.
[] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[] You're good at embroidery

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[] You're very affectionate
[x](i have a good sense, but that doesnt mean i have the money to buy stuff 8D) You think you have a great fashion sense
[] You like wine
[] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant (only when i activate grell mode)
[] You say you're a gourmet

(4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[] You had a very sad childhood.
[] You're very tall
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[] You wear a scarf all the time
[] You love sunflowers
[] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[] You're very strong
[x] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[] You're very mature
[] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[] You love pandas
[] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[] You love Hello Kitty
[] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[] You work hard
[] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(2/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[ ] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses

(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[] You love hockey
[] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[] You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Cuba

[] You smoke
[] You're very physically strong
[] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[] You look very tough on the outside
[] You make a very nice role-model
[] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[ ] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[/] If someone yells that live yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6.5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[] You're a born worrier

(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x] You're very flamboyant (in grell mode, yes!)
[] You're quite hyperactive
[ ] You can be quite goofy
[] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(4/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited
[] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[] You hate Russia
[x] You love to fight people
[?] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(7/10)

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The Lie/Un-truth quiz!
RULES: Every answer you put must be a Lie.
So to make this clear to everyone, everything I write is a LIE!

1. Are you male or female?
Male

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
14th of december :3 and i am 69

3. Where do you live?
in a pinapple

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
i was born from a sponge therefore i have no family

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organized religion?
PSH NAW

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Yes i love politics. Im repulblican and i say down with homos!

7. Where do you work or study at?
school is for lames

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
OMFG ROMPERS

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
<3 me some cabbage and prun juice

10. How many friends do you have?
Im very social i have over 9000 friends

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Pssshhh id hit that twice

11. Why did you join DA?
to post lewd comments on pictures of nakkid pplz

12. What kind of art you like?
Yiff hentai <3

13. What kind of art do you make?
Beautiful masterpeices that could rival devinci's! and i write so wonderfully that any auther out there would crindge

14. Are you famous here on DA?
if you dont know me, you have not been born yet

15. Do you comment/answer comments?
None. I hate getting comments saying "OMFG THIS STORY IS BEST"

16. Do you fav often?
psh no art on this site could rival mine

17. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
People give me so many art gifts that sometimes i have to turn them down


19. Do you like quizzes?
DO NOT WANT

20. Do you use DA often?
i log on once every blue moon

21. Where did question 18 go?
I had an eighteen. But i eated it

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
I completely nude lifesize cardboard cutout of edward cullen. Light up sparkles incuded, plz

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Its short and makes me wanna barf

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
up MY ass <3